Daily Democrat Newspaper Machines > Rexroad.com

So yesterday I left Woodland early in the morning. I was headed down Main Street when I started to wonder if the article on Clark Pacific was in the newspaper. So I stop in front of Pearson's and run across the street to get my copy of the paper. There is no one around and I am just going to grab my paper and get on the road.

I throw my quarters in the machine and it starts talking to me. I swear. It scared me half to death. I might have actually soiled my shorts.

"Thanks for buying a Daily Democrat your local leader blah, blah, blah...." or something like that. I really don't know what the stupid thing said except that I almost jumped over the machine and through the window when the thing started talking to me.

If they have video of me buying the newspaper I will probably make candid camera. I'm not sure what it looked like but I was really close to needing CPR.

So now I want to know whose voice is in that machine. See poll.

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